Order the Cobb and a glass of wine the size of your head, and you will be as close to happy as can be. Godspeed, intrepid traveler. (Originally published on Food & Wine, November 2019)

When I look into the windows of Saks or Barney’s, wispy dresses hung in rows of four (0, 2, 4, 6), the message is clear: This is not for you.

There are some things you shouldn’t try at home. So when I started feeling the itch to go platinum blonde, I knew I’d have to turn to the pros. (This piece was published on TheFashionSpot.com in 2015.)

I neglected to recall that local produce is seasonal, and weird. (Originally published on The Hairpin in July 2012. Eight years later, I am no longer intimidated by kohlrabi.)

She’s a better version of me.